Major Countries Military Action Principle

Found from a Chinese version:
1，美国，想打谁就打谁；
2，英国，美国打谁我打谁；
3，俄罗斯，谁骂我我打谁；
4，日本，谁打我我让美国打谁；
5，朝鲜，谁让我不痛快我就打韩国；
 6，韩国，谁打我我和美国一块军演吓唬谁；
7，中国，谁打我我就骂谁。

 Translate to English:
1. US, I will beat whoever I want.
2. UK, I will beat whoever US wants to beat.
3. Russia, I will beat whoever condemns me.
4. Japan, I will let US beat whoever beats me.
 5. North Korea, I will beat South Korea if anyone makes me unhappy.
6. South Korea, I will have military exercises with US whenever someone beats me.
7. China, I will condemn whoever beats me.